So,Shorty, being the persevering and resourceful bum that he is,decided to use Garfield's love of lasagna to come up with a black market money making scheme. They could make pot lasagna! So,Shorty robbed his local marijuana dealer and scored heaps and heaps of sweet green buds. He and Garfield went back to the "crib",sprayed insecticide all over to get rid of the bedbugs and got down to work. Earlier that day, after robbing the pot dealer,shorty had also robbed the local gourmet market,"Evie's", which was close to the crib. So they were all set. Garfield laid out the noodles while Shorty made the sauce, mixing in the pot with the oregano! They made two pans! The only thing they didn't know was how strong it was going to be. After taking it out of the oven, they almost went crazy, licking their chops in anticipation! You know how Garfield is about his lasagna. And Shorty about weed and soft foods. They each had a square of piping hot "pot" lasagna. How much to eat? How long would it take to kick in? They couldn't stand it and each gobbled down their whole piece of lasagna. After an hour, Shorty said to Garfield,"whoa, dog, i ain't feelin' so good. I'm all dizzy and shit". Garfield agreed but added that it felt like he was od ing on catnip, as he had at one point in the mid 80s. After while, they fell into a deep sleep and each were transported away on little lasagna clouds. Unfortunately, they didn't put away the lasagna before floating off to dreamland and when they woke up 15 hours later, the local alley rats had come in through the hole below the sink and made off with all of their 2 pans of lasagna! Now the rats didn't know it was pot lasagna and ate up all of it! The 'hood had some very sleepy and confused rats for a couple of days and Shorty and Garfield never got to sell their product and Shorty is still a bum to this day. The End.